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May 14, 2024 4:10:23 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on May 14, 2024 4:10:23 GMT -6
In today's economy what do Arts graduates bring to the table?
Your lunch.
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May 15, 2024 4:40:58 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on May 15, 2024 4:40:58 GMT -6
"Any other hikers think we are long overdue for Ibuprofen M&M's?"
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May 19, 2024 5:18:29 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on May 19, 2024 5:18:29 GMT -6
This morning I made my coffee with an energy drink instead of water.
Fifteen minutes on the highway later I realized I forgot my car in the garage.
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May 19, 2024 5:27:55 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on May 19, 2024 5:27:55 GMT -6
How can you tell you’re getting old?
When you go to an antique auction and three people bid on you.
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May 22, 2024 11:11:52 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on May 22, 2024 11:11:52 GMT -6
I have a great joke about social anxiety.
Who am I kidding? You'll hate it.
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May 23, 2024 5:14:58 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on May 23, 2024 5:14:58 GMT -6
Bean bag chairs are like Venus fly traps for folks over 40.
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May 24, 2024 4:55:55 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on May 24, 2024 4:55:55 GMT -6
In the event of a tornado, put a few hot dogs in your pockets. That way, the search dogs will find you first.
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May 25, 2024 8:25:26 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on May 25, 2024 8:25:26 GMT -6
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb?
The real question is - who broke the light bulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?
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May 26, 2024 5:46:03 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on May 26, 2024 5:46:03 GMT -6
What do you call canned pork laced with Ritalin? Short Attention Spam
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May 27, 2024 4:32:18 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on May 27, 2024 4:32:18 GMT -6
As someone with social anxiety, I must say ...
Er, uhm ... Uuuh, I'll send you a text later.
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May 28, 2024 5:08:07 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on May 28, 2024 5:08:07 GMT -6
What do you call a small pork farm? ... a hamlet.
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May 29, 2024 5:07:34 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on May 29, 2024 5:07:34 GMT -6
Did you hear the one about the veterinarian who prescribes birth-control pills for dogs?
It’s part of an anti-litter campaign.
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May 30, 2024 4:35:59 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on May 30, 2024 4:35:59 GMT -6
Thinking of planting a garden, in case of a food shortage. Where do I go to get Snickers and Cheetos seeds
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Jun 12, 2024 4:09:48 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jun 12, 2024 4:09:48 GMT -6
A blind man and a conspiracy theorist walk into a bar.
The blind man hits his head. This must have been a setup.
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Jun 13, 2024 4:11:44 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jun 13, 2024 4:11:44 GMT -6
Did you hear the one about the zombie telemarketer?
They say he was a dead ringer.
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