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Jun 24, 2024 5:30:47 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jun 24, 2024 5:30:47 GMT -6
"After much research and consideration of adulthood, I've concluded it's not for me. But thanks for the opportunity!"
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Jun 25, 2024 4:57:42 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jun 25, 2024 4:57:42 GMT -6
A leprechaun, a walking tree, and a dragon walk into a bar...
I should quit drinking.
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Jun 26, 2024 5:01:14 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jun 26, 2024 5:01:14 GMT -6
How many paranoid people does it take to change a light bulb?
Who wants to know?
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Jun 27, 2024 4:40:34 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jun 27, 2024 4:40:34 GMT -6
If a tree falls on your ex in the forest and there's no one around to hear it... you probably should still get rid of the chainsaw, just in case...
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Jun 28, 2024 4:49:55 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jun 28, 2024 4:49:55 GMT -6
How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.
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Jul 3, 2024 4:23:30 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jul 3, 2024 4:23:30 GMT -6
Not saying it's hot today, but I was sweating so much that I hydroplaned off the toilet seat and landed in the bathtub...
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Jul 4, 2024 19:02:10 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jul 4, 2024 19:02:10 GMT -6
I heard that NASA plans to launch six cows into orbit today.
Yup, it'll be the herd shot around the world...
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Jul 6, 2024 5:34:14 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jul 6, 2024 5:34:14 GMT -6
Don't let anyone ruin your day. It's your day! Ruin it yourself!
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Jul 7, 2024 4:44:09 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jul 7, 2024 4:44:09 GMT -6
Little known fact: right after the zipper was invented, underpants were invented.
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Jul 9, 2024 4:44:44 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jul 9, 2024 4:44:44 GMT -6
Remember when we used to laugh at the "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!" commercials?
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Jul 11, 2024 4:46:26 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jul 11, 2024 4:46:26 GMT -6
If every day is a gift, then today was socks.
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Jul 13, 2024 5:19:11 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jul 13, 2024 5:19:11 GMT -6
To clarify: Teachers are not 'off for the summer.' They are 'in recovery.'
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Jul 14, 2024 6:00:24 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jul 14, 2024 6:00:24 GMT -6
Let's call selfies what they really are
Alonies
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Jul 15, 2024 4:51:14 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jul 15, 2024 4:51:14 GMT -6
Remember, when one door closes another one opens. Other than that, it's a pretty good car.
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Jul 16, 2024 5:36:02 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jul 16, 2024 5:36:02 GMT -6
Someone's written an album about thermometers...
I've heard it's been nominated for a Mercury Prize.
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