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Apr 14, 2024 7:27:09 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Apr 14, 2024 7:27:09 GMT -6
McDonalds was originally going to sell hot dogs...
They just felt like nobody would buy the mcweenie
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Apr 18, 2024 4:22:42 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Apr 18, 2024 4:22:42 GMT -6
Sometimes I hear the voices of the cake, cookies, and ice cream calling from the kitchen at night. The fruits and veggies are oddly quiet, tho'..."
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Apr 19, 2024 5:33:52 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Apr 19, 2024 5:33:52 GMT -6
I ate a kid's meal at McDonald's today. I doubt that you're very impressed, but his mom was furious!
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Post by wildflyer on Apr 19, 2024 12:26:47 GMT -6
Tesla's don't have that new car smell, they have the new car smoke.
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Apr 22, 2024 4:35:23 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Apr 22, 2024 4:35:23 GMT -6
When the economy is good, people drink. When the economy is bad, people drink. The moral?
Invest in alcohol...
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Apr 23, 2024 5:03:09 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Apr 23, 2024 5:03:09 GMT -6
"What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?" "Awfully bold of you to assume that I've already peaked."
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Apr 24, 2024 5:39:58 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Apr 24, 2024 5:39:58 GMT -6
When you get mad, count out loud to 10.
Then throw a punch at 8... no one is ever expecting that!
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Apr 30, 2024 5:47:16 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Apr 30, 2024 5:47:16 GMT -6
I tell my friends I’m here for them 24/7 because it sounds better than saying I’m only here for them on the 24th of July.
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May 1, 2024 5:05:36 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on May 1, 2024 5:05:36 GMT -6
Today's animal factoid: the sheep that produce steel wool have no natural enemies
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May 2, 2024 4:42:13 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on May 2, 2024 4:42:13 GMT -6
I should never have bought that cheap electric lawnmower.
Bad ground made all my grass short.
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May 5, 2024 6:29:19 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on May 5, 2024 6:29:19 GMT -6
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
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May 8, 2024 5:28:24 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on May 8, 2024 5:28:24 GMT -6
"I just wanted to find some credible articles to back up my conspiracy theory. Couldn't find any. Must be censorship!"
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May 9, 2024 5:03:00 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on May 9, 2024 5:03:00 GMT -6
I have decided to pursue my dreams…
… good night.
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May 12, 2024 6:11:38 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on May 12, 2024 6:11:38 GMT -6
A hot dog walks into a bar
The bartender says, "We don't serve sandwiches here."
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May 13, 2024 4:52:51 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on May 13, 2024 4:52:51 GMT -6
I was so excited about how well my psychiatry appointment went
But when I got home, I couldn’t find any of my roommates to tell them
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