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Mar 26, 2024 4:55:40 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Mar 26, 2024 4:55:40 GMT -6
Stop blaming yourself for your problems and failures! Learn astrology, and blame the planets and stars!
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Mar 26, 2024 5:00:16 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Mar 26, 2024 5:00:16 GMT -6
An airplane yells at his son "If you don't get an attitude adjustment immediately you're going to get grounded."
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Mar 27, 2024 4:50:08 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Mar 27, 2024 4:50:08 GMT -6
What's the difference between theory and practice?
Well, in theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.
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Mar 30, 2024 6:04:17 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Mar 30, 2024 6:04:17 GMT -6
Had a exciting dream last night.
Really kept me on the edge of my pillow.
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Mar 31, 2024 7:35:00 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Mar 31, 2024 7:35:00 GMT -6
Halfway to my dream of being a criminal lawyer!
Now I just have to work on the lawyer part.
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Apr 1, 2024 4:36:21 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Apr 1, 2024 4:36:21 GMT -6
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, “Bach, Bach Bach Bach…”
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Apr 2, 2024 4:58:43 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Apr 2, 2024 4:58:43 GMT -6
Did you hear about the cow that cried wolf?
Fake Moos!
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Apr 2, 2024 5:03:31 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Apr 2, 2024 5:03:31 GMT -6
Today I learned the movie Starship Troopers was never adapted into a successful video game because...
...bugs.
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Apr 6, 2024 7:44:35 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Apr 6, 2024 7:44:35 GMT -6
My friend sent me a joke in the mail.
Took me a few days to get it.
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Apr 6, 2024 7:49:41 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Apr 6, 2024 7:49:41 GMT -6
You can’t believe everything you hear—but you can repeat it.
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Apr 7, 2024 8:17:37 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Apr 7, 2024 8:17:37 GMT -6
“Head, shoulders, knees and toes,” used to be a fun little kids’ song.
Now it’s a list of things that hurt.
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Apr 8, 2024 6:00:28 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Apr 8, 2024 6:00:28 GMT -6
What's the opposite of a hot dog?
A chili dog..
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Apr 9, 2024 6:16:01 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Apr 9, 2024 6:16:01 GMT -6
If you think you might be schizophrenic
don't worry.............You're not alone.
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Apr 12, 2024 6:15:49 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Apr 12, 2024 6:15:49 GMT -6
I thought cooking photography was going to be big.
But it was just a flash in the pan.
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Apr 13, 2024 6:51:20 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Apr 13, 2024 6:51:20 GMT -6
Landed my dream job at a guillotine factory
Will beheading there tomorrow
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