Quickies

I saw a sign that said ‘Watch for children.

I thought, ‘That sounds like a fair trade.’

My kids are well adjusted.

Moving into the well was hard for them at first but now they are used to it.

With the rise in self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song about a guy's truck leaving him.

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return;

it's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

Gal: It's the man's responsibility to pay at the restaurant. That's why it's called MEN'U.

Guy: Nope, we should split the bill. That's why it's called ME'N'U.

Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually...

It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire.

It's lambing season again. You can watch highlights on my channel on Ewetube.