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Post by Don Sims on Nov 18, 2024 5:52:33 GMT -6
How come it was called the “Dark Ages”?
There were a lot of knights.
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Post by Don Sims on Nov 19, 2024 5:57:16 GMT -6
I just melted an ice cube by staring at it.
Took a bit longer than I thought it would, though.
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Post by Don Sims on Nov 20, 2024 5:24:39 GMT -6
My wife's really annoyed with me.
I put a stick in a non-stick pan.
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Post by Don Sims on Nov 21, 2024 6:41:20 GMT -6
My wife complained to me that I don't take an interest in her family.
Now she is upset because I kissed her sister. I can't win.
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Post by abuelobill on Nov 21, 2024 10:42:56 GMT -6
Have a buddy whose wife ran off with a tractor salesman.
Had no idea until he got her John Deere letter.
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Post by Don Sims on Nov 23, 2024 5:43:41 GMT -6
When I die I want my last words to be, "I left a million dollars under the...."
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Post by Don Sims on Nov 24, 2024 6:08:15 GMT -6
I tried to post a Thanksgiving joke about turkeys...
But it was removed because of fowl language.
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