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Jul 18, 2024 5:19:44 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jul 18, 2024 5:19:44 GMT -6
I should have realized there was something dodgy about that eBay boomerang seller when the listing stated no returns.
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Jul 19, 2024 5:43:54 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jul 19, 2024 5:43:54 GMT -6
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was coming up to a group of chickens and had crippling social anxiety.
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Jul 26, 2024 5:37:36 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jul 26, 2024 5:37:36 GMT -6
The pub was pretty wild last night,
Some lady got her tongue pierced. And I got banned from playing darts.
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Jul 26, 2024 5:46:49 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jul 26, 2024 5:46:49 GMT -6
Before social media... Remember when we used to take Polaroid photos of our dinner and then run around the neighborhood showing them to people? Neither do I.
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Post by abuelobill on Jul 26, 2024 11:09:32 GMT -6
Anyone who would go swimming in the river in Paris are in Seine.
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Jul 28, 2024 4:22:27 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jul 28, 2024 4:22:27 GMT -6
"Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas."
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Jul 29, 2024 4:27:00 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jul 29, 2024 4:27:00 GMT -6
We go the extra mile! (Because we missed our exit!)
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Jul 30, 2024 4:56:48 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jul 30, 2024 4:56:48 GMT -6
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
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Aug 3, 2024 7:20:55 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Aug 3, 2024 7:20:55 GMT -6
They have just issued a James Bond 007 themed calculator.
The Casio Royale
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Aug 4, 2024 16:15:59 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Aug 4, 2024 16:15:59 GMT -6
My friend is old fashioned. Before proposing to his girlfriend, he asked her father.
But he was already married.
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Aug 5, 2024 5:47:18 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Aug 5, 2024 5:47:18 GMT -6
A stationery store was broken into. Box files, wall calendars and appointment diaries were stolen. Police suspect highly organised crime.
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Aug 6, 2024 5:03:33 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Aug 6, 2024 5:03:33 GMT -6
"If you're ever feeling sad, go for a run. It'll probably remind you that your physical health is a lot worse than your mental health."
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Aug 7, 2024 5:51:08 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Aug 7, 2024 5:51:08 GMT -6
Did you hear about the super model with IBS that committed a fashion faux pas?
Got runs in her stockings.
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Aug 8, 2024 4:08:47 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Aug 8, 2024 4:08:47 GMT -6
"You aren't yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately!"
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Post by abuelobill on Aug 8, 2024 7:22:02 GMT -6
Thought for the day:
While the early bird might get the worm, the second mouse gets the cheese.
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