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Post by Don Sims on Oct 29, 2024 5:09:03 GMT -6
Why do actor make good bakers?
They are good at roll research
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Post by Don Sims on Oct 30, 2024 4:32:45 GMT -6
I’m thinking of expanding into glass coffins.
Will the business take off? Remains to be seen.
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Post by Don Sims on Oct 31, 2024 5:03:38 GMT -6
Due to the rising costs of pretty much everything, dirty deeds will no longer be done dirt cheap.
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Post by Don Sims on Nov 1, 2024 5:27:52 GMT -6
My wife once drank too much fermented apple beverage - she was be cider self.
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Post by Don Sims on Nov 2, 2024 13:45:25 GMT -6
After a drunken debate in the pub while imbibing in apple flavoured intoxicating beverages, my mate asked me
"Just whose cider you on?"
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Post by Don Sims on Nov 4, 2024 5:24:40 GMT -6
What do baseball and baking a cake have in common?
It's all about the batter.
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Post by Don Sims on Nov 7, 2024 7:06:26 GMT -6
What do you call a cow with two short legs?
Lean beef.
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Post by Don Sims on Nov 7, 2024 7:06:50 GMT -6
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Post by Don Sims on Nov 9, 2024 6:18:01 GMT -6
What is the best way to criticize your boss?
Very quietly
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Post by Don Sims on Nov 10, 2024 5:49:34 GMT -6
I told my boss I needed a raise to stay at work because there are three different companies showing interest in me...
He asked me which companies and I told him, "The gas, electric, and cable ones."
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Post by Don Sims on Nov 11, 2024 5:35:33 GMT -6
What do you call a toothless grizzly?
Gummy bear.
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Post by Don Sims on Nov 12, 2024 5:17:46 GMT -6
Can you imagine how much noise a centipede would make if it wore tiny flip-flops?
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