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Jan 15, 2024 7:05:23 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jan 15, 2024 7:05:23 GMT -6
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right.
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Jan 17, 2024 5:38:51 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jan 17, 2024 5:38:51 GMT -6
If you ever think your job is pointless...
... think about the guy mounting turn signals on BMWs
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Jan 19, 2024 7:07:42 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jan 19, 2024 7:07:42 GMT -6
Plans for the Boeing 2024 works Christmas party have already been revamped and it has been revealed there will be no door prizes.
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Jan 22, 2024 18:14:40 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jan 22, 2024 18:14:40 GMT -6
I called the Boeing recruitment office today to ask if they have any new openings...
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Jan 23, 2024 5:40:12 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jan 23, 2024 5:40:12 GMT -6
I wanted to design a pencil with an eraser on both ends.
People said it’s pointless though.
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Jan 25, 2024 6:00:44 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jan 25, 2024 6:00:44 GMT -6
I was once a very consistent man.
Once was enough.
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Jan 26, 2024 5:52:41 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jan 26, 2024 5:52:41 GMT -6
My Son asked for fencing lessons. I said "great, grab that bag of concrete mix and the post hole digger, we can start now!"
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Post by abuelobill on Jan 26, 2024 12:00:00 GMT -6
If you ever think your job is pointless... ... think about the guy mounting turn signals on BMWs . . or mufflers on the Harleys.
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Jan 28, 2024 6:32:04 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jan 28, 2024 6:32:04 GMT -6
I used to think it would be cool to read other peoples' minds. Then I joined Facebook, and got over that.
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Jan 29, 2024 6:03:10 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Jan 29, 2024 6:03:10 GMT -6
Some people create happiness wherever they go.
Others, whenever they go.
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Feb 2, 2024 6:50:41 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Feb 2, 2024 6:50:41 GMT -6
I've found the recipe for happiness.
Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
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Feb 3, 2024 5:54:13 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Feb 3, 2024 5:54:13 GMT -6
I don't mean to brag or nothin' but I just finished a puzzle in 3 hours.... and the box said 2-4 years.
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Feb 4, 2024 6:59:36 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Feb 4, 2024 6:59:36 GMT -6
Money doesn’t buy happiness.
But somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a Lamborghini than a bus.
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Feb 7, 2024 6:15:09 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Feb 7, 2024 6:15:09 GMT -6
If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
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Feb 8, 2024 6:03:01 GMT -6
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Post by Don Sims on Feb 8, 2024 6:03:01 GMT -6
The most important parts of the Superbowl are the commercials and the food.
I don't really care who makes the most baskets.
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