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Post by Don Sims on Nov 24, 2023 4:52:26 GMT -6
Wednesday: $499
Thursday: $499
Black Friday: $699 $499
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Post by Don Sims on Nov 29, 2023 6:14:40 GMT -6
How do you spell candy with two letters?
C and Y
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Post by Don Sims on Nov 30, 2023 6:00:35 GMT -6
My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling!
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Post by Don Sims on Dec 3, 2023 4:39:01 GMT -6
What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?
The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
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Post by Don Sims on Dec 4, 2023 5:48:33 GMT -6
I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
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Post by Don Sims on Dec 5, 2023 6:14:24 GMT -6
I never thought I’d be the type of person to wake up at 5 in the morning to exercise.
I was right.
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Post by Don Sims on Dec 6, 2023 6:10:52 GMT -6
What did the broccoli say to the cauliflower when making their getaway?
"Floret!"
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Post by Don Sims on Dec 7, 2023 6:22:51 GMT -6
I'm balding and that makes me sad. But thanks to the miracle of science...
I take antidepressants and now I'm never sad.
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Post by Don Sims on Dec 8, 2023 5:52:47 GMT -6
What is a tooth’s favorite candy?
Gum
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Post by Don Sims on Dec 9, 2023 6:28:30 GMT -6
I'm so unfamiliar withe the local gym, I have to call it the James.
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Post by Don Sims on Dec 12, 2023 5:48:25 GMT -6
To a man not equipped with a hammer, most nearby objects look like hammers.
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Post by Don Sims on Dec 13, 2023 6:07:31 GMT -6
Don't forget, the best stocking stuffers is a human leg....
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Post by Don Sims on Dec 14, 2023 5:53:56 GMT -6
T'was the night before xmas and all thru da house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
This suited the burglar fine.
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Post by Don Sims on Dec 15, 2023 5:36:08 GMT -6
Every machine is a smoke machine, if you operate it wrong enough long enough.
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Post by Don Sims on Dec 18, 2023 5:47:39 GMT -6
I was going to tell a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.
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