Science side

A computer science student...

...was writing a note to his crush before lecture. The student next to him grabbed the note.

The first student tried to grab it back. “You can’t see that, it’s private!”

The second student protested, “But we’re in the same class!”

I'm not good with science jokes

I would make a science joke but.. Ion know..

I could try physics, but I don't wanna force it

Maybe chemistry? ...Na

Or biology, but those jokes don't cell well, and I don't like denature

I'd ask my teacher for help with jokes but he's not a very fungi

I’m fine with substitute teaching math, science.. even music.

But art class is where I draw the line.

I was teaching my science class about Pavlov.

The students were laughing at the stupidity of the dogs.

Then the bell rang and they all got up and rushed to the canteen for lunch.

I heard that there is a new novel out about Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog going on an adventure but I couldn't remember the name. Sounded good so I decided to go down to the library to see if they've got it. Looked around and couldn't see it so I asked the librarian if they have it in, she replied:

"It certainly rings a bell but I don't know if we've got it or not."

So a philosopher, a mathematician, and a physicist were at Starbucks.

The mathematician turns to the physicist sitting next to him and says "You know, physics is just applied mathematics!"

They all have a good laugh, at which point the philosopher interjects from across the table. "And mathematics is just applied philosophy!"

The laughter roars even louder, and then the physicist turns to the philosopher.

"Shut up and make my coffee."

A student is quite good with mental calculation ... but has this habit of looking up whenever he does heavy calculation.

He is a third-year student in a university, major in Computer Science. And he works part time in a convenient store near his uni. He doesn’t speak much on his part time job, but he is honest, hard working, and is well mannered around the customers. The shop owner likes him.

One day on his shift, the student was working as a cashier, when suddenly a blackout happened.

Without the help of the barcode scanner or the computer, the student utilized his knack for calculating and kept serving the customers, working out total amount and change after a brief moment of thinking. The shop owner saw him in action: he takes a quick look at the items, stares at the sky for half a second, then gives the total.

The owner produces a calculator from his counter and verifies a few times: the student got it right every time. The owner was amazed.

Finally, after the last customer has left with satisfaction, the owner approaches the student, with uncertainty in his voice he asks: “What you did there, was that cloud computing?”