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Post by Don Sims on Oct 28, 2024 5:05:58 GMT -6
What does PhD stand for?
Fancy Degree.
It's so fancy it's spelled with a Ph.
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Post by Don Sims on Oct 29, 2024 5:03:03 GMT -6
What do you call somebody with the PHD in the field of drink carbonation?
A Fizzician.
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Post by Don Sims on Oct 30, 2024 4:28:23 GMT -6
Pick up line for astronomers
Baby, the universe starts with "U" "N" "I"
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Post by Don Sims on Nov 2, 2024 13:40:13 GMT -6
Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?
He just needed some space.
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Post by Don Sims on Nov 4, 2024 5:20:46 GMT -6
Right after I got my PhD in theoretical physics, I was able to land a job at Stanford!
My first shift starts tomorrow, after the senior janitor gives me a quick rundown.
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Post by Don Sims on Nov 9, 2024 7:00:58 GMT -6
I have to bring this book about electrons back to the library.
If I don’t, there might be a charge.
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Post by Don Sims on Nov 10, 2024 5:51:33 GMT -6
Where should you go if you want to become a microbiologist?
GERMany!
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Post by Don Sims on Nov 11, 2024 5:29:34 GMT -6
Having a PhD. gains you leverage in online dating
Helps with handling rejections well.
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