Post by Don Sims on Oct 29, 2023 5:14:40 GMT -6
A man in Florida was watering houseplants on his patio.
As he and his wife were going out to dinner that evening she came to him and said, "you go take your shower and I will bring the plants in". So he did. He got in the shower and his wife started bringing in the plants.
It seems that a snake had contrived to get into one of the plants so when his wife set it down in the living room the snake crawled out of the plant and went under the sofa. His wife, of course, started screaming her fool head off....
So the guy, ran out of the shower and into the living room, still dripping wet and in his birthday suit whereupon he encountered his hysterical wife hyperventilating and pointing under the sofa gasping SNAKE!.
So the guy grabbed a 7 iron from his golf bag by the door and started fishing around under the sofa for the snake. Well, the dog heard the racket and ran into the room, saw the guy on his hands and knees looking under the sofa and cold-nosed him. Naturally the guy fainted.
So the wife, thinking that her husband had had a heart attack called the paramedics who arrived in a matter of a couple of minutes. Seeing the au-natural guy unconscious on the floor and detecting a pulse, they loaded him onto a stretcher.
Wait for it.
So just as they picked up the stretcher, the snake came out from under the sofa, startled the paramedics who dropped the stretcher and broke the guy's arm. He woke up in the hospital and asked the doctor what happened..........
As he and his wife were going out to dinner that evening she came to him and said, "you go take your shower and I will bring the plants in". So he did. He got in the shower and his wife started bringing in the plants.
It seems that a snake had contrived to get into one of the plants so when his wife set it down in the living room the snake crawled out of the plant and went under the sofa. His wife, of course, started screaming her fool head off....
So the guy, ran out of the shower and into the living room, still dripping wet and in his birthday suit whereupon he encountered his hysterical wife hyperventilating and pointing under the sofa gasping SNAKE!.
So the guy grabbed a 7 iron from his golf bag by the door and started fishing around under the sofa for the snake. Well, the dog heard the racket and ran into the room, saw the guy on his hands and knees looking under the sofa and cold-nosed him. Naturally the guy fainted.
So the wife, thinking that her husband had had a heart attack called the paramedics who arrived in a matter of a couple of minutes. Seeing the au-natural guy unconscious on the floor and detecting a pulse, they loaded him onto a stretcher.
Wait for it.
So just as they picked up the stretcher, the snake came out from under the sofa, startled the paramedics who dropped the stretcher and broke the guy's arm. He woke up in the hospital and asked the doctor what happened..........