Post by Don Sims on Aug 29, 2023 3:37:10 GMT -6
A woman moves in with her balding programmer boyfriend and immediately gets concerned about his nighttime routine. Every night he takes a 2 hour shower and goes to bed complaining that his arms hurt. She also noticed that he has an entire closet full of shampoo. After a few weeks she can't take it anymore and decides she'll convince him to take a shower together. The shower seems to be pretty normal up until he starts to wash his hair. Over and over and over he doesn't stop washing his hair until the entire bottle is empty.
The woman is distraught, a few more days go by and finally, thinking he isn't feeling clean using his, she tells her boyfriend that he should try her shampoo. 15 minutes go by and her boyfriend emerges from the bathroom with a big grin on his face. He tells her "This shampoo is great! And I only have to apply it once!" Happy, but confused, she finally asks "Why did you use so much of the other shampoo? Was there something wrong with it?" "No." he replies, "My shampoo directed me to Lather, rinse, and repeat. Yours said Lather, Rinse, and apply conditioner!"
The woman is distraught, a few more days go by and finally, thinking he isn't feeling clean using his, she tells her boyfriend that he should try her shampoo. 15 minutes go by and her boyfriend emerges from the bathroom with a big grin on his face. He tells her "This shampoo is great! And I only have to apply it once!" Happy, but confused, she finally asks "Why did you use so much of the other shampoo? Was there something wrong with it?" "No." he replies, "My shampoo directed me to Lather, rinse, and repeat. Yours said Lather, Rinse, and apply conditioner!"